
Panda Show For Animal-Human-Hybrids
July 8, 2009 by muscleyarmHey, That’s My Cat
August 19, 2008 by muscleyarmDr. Phil, Tree Dong
June 19, 2008 by muscleyarmFrog Man
June 1, 2008 by muscleyarmLance Armstrong: The New Marmot
May 31, 2008 by muscleyarmLance Armstrong is no Johnny-come-lately. He has jumped on the early worm after Paris Hilton’s recent animal-hybrid plastic surgery. For those of you not in the know, Hollywood has gone ga-ga over improving their faces or bodies with animal features.
The most popular animals thus far are cats, pumas, frogs, and marmots. Lance has chosen the marmot look.
Boy, does he look water proof! Way to go Lance, you old bastard!
I Went Swimming Today
May 30, 2008 by muscleyarmParis Hilton is Now Hollywood Old
May 30, 2008 by muscleyarmAnd she’s still butt ugly even after her recent plastic surgery. Paris checked into Cedars Sinai hospital last week and completed three days of intensive “head-to-puma” transplantation in order to correct her old ass, been-there-done-that looks. Will this help bring her back from Celebrity Death? Only time will tell.








